Error - out of memory
This form a touchy feely sort:
Tell me why the difference in price between an 8G and 32G Ipod touch (other devices are available) is £72 (ie £3 per G), while the difference between a 32G and 64G is only £68 (£2.25 per G).
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Let her move in?
Following a wee bit of silence we have had an enquiry.
Having been seeing my girlfriend for over 18 months, she has finally agreed to move in. Do you fellows have any advice to ensure that we have a happy time together?
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old & jaded Says:
March 25th, 2011 at 7:14 pmJust to clarify, do you mean just the one happy time together, like say, maybe a pleasant evening watching a romcom and “making out” by firelight on the faux tiger skin rug?
or do you mean continuous ongoing happy bliss from the moment she steps over the threshold?
If its the latter, you may as well change the locks now
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Consultant G Says:
April 13th, 2011 at 5:10 pmLove, and making sure that she never knows that you posted this query.
Alcohol also helps.
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UberChav TV purchases
From a consumer
I have just ordered a new, overly large, uberchav tv. I realise that it is this but feel that the price difference of £80 between the same size again and the obscenely large is worth it - maybe. However it would appear that BoS Visa do not agree and blocked the transaction as it is “out of character”. Having not used the card for over 4 months I would suggest that buying anything is out of character, but according to the lovely woman (and she was) from BoS Visa, “you don’t buy TVs very often”. I was forced to agree with her. Infact it has been over 10yrs. Do they record the frequency of all these things or was the out of character the fact it is uberchav?
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Querulous Says:
November 17th, 2010 at 5:13 pmDo you have a query, or are you just stating you want to be a ned ?
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LED Torch %0A Says:
December 2nd, 2010 at 7:44 pmoil spills can really mess up the environment, i hope we can find a very good solution to control oil spills `,*
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Should I buy Recycled Office Paper
From one of our regulars.
Our office is doing a review of the paper it buys and it has been suggested that buying paper made from virgin fibre that is certified to ISO14001 and FSC is better than recycled paper. Is this correct?
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Lyme Disease and the joy of tics
A question from the pub the other night
Following a fun bit of biking in the woods I had a shower and found 3 tics. This is not uncommon. I know I should twist them off using the wee tools and know that I should seek medical advice should a red ring forms round the bite but sure we can do more to prevent tics. With my dog I treat it with a spot on which reduces the number of tics dramatically. Surely they can develop a human version?
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Consultant G Says:
July 26th, 2010 at 8:48 amCommon sense suggests that you should cover yourself up, and tuck items of clothing in to give the ticks less chance of getting to your skin. Consider wearing tigher cycling shorts or skin tight ‘tights’ to achiev this. Also, wear shorts that do not have a big split right up you crack.
Flea and tick spot on for animales works by spreading via the fur. Humans do not generally have sufficient fur to make this a possibility, so you would have to rub all over all parts.
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col Says:
March 25th, 2011 at 7:08 pmor are you talking about nervous tics? In which case maybe you should slow down a bit on your bike, as it might be the speed at which you are travelling that is the root cause of the three tics that you found?
Why does your dog have so many nervous tics, by the way? should we contact SSPCA about this?
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Nominative Non-Determination
Noted by someone
I have noted that new housing schemes increasingly are themed with regards to road names and very commonly these themes are to do with plant names. Surely if they are going to go down this route they have to justify it by putting these plants into gardens on these streets. I have recently been down a Laburnum Rd without any Laburnums and know of a Red Wood Dr which has not a single Red Wood.
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Consultant G Says:
July 12th, 2010 at 9:48 amLong live Sequoia Heights.
I have seen many named after birds. Perhaps these refer to the names of the species whose habitat was destroyed in the building of the houses.
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Consultant K Says:
July 13th, 2010 at 2:00 pmI like your plan there. All new developments should be forced to title themselves in memorial to what was there. So it could be “Old School Playing Field Road” or “Ex-Pleasant Green Space Drive” or “Former Prime Habitat Close”
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Consultant G Says:
July 16th, 2010 at 9:54 amI think it may break down on brown field sites and in cities - ‘old carpet warehouse drive’, ‘petrol station forecourt way’ etc. Redevelopment of hospital buildings could be even worse - ‘Rue Morgue’ anyone ?
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Real or Good Honest Food
Noticed by one of our readers.
Dear Sirs. Do you not think it is amazing that Pedigree Chum and Ginsters Pies have such a similar tag line? One is good honest food while the other is real honest food. Is this all coincidence or are these products more closely related than we think?
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Consultant G Says:
June 29th, 2010 at 12:01 pmThis is an issue of scale - they are more similar than say, a rock and a pastie as they both contain carbohydrate, protien etc. However, beyond that perjhaps they share an advertising company (and one without much originallity at that), rather than anything more sinister.

July 19th, 2011 at 10:01 am
Could it be something to do with the design of the motherboard. Are the 8 and 16 one generation, while the 32 and 64 another one. Therefore with the jump form 8 to 32 you are not only getting more memory, but also getting a different (newer) mother board (or whatever they are called these days).
August 27th, 2011 at 12:10 pm
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