home help

A fishy situation.


I have a dilema that perhaps you can help me with. A friend has asked me to feed his fish and water his plants while he goes on holiday for a month. Of course I am happy to help out, however, the urge to sell all his belongings on ebay, kick the door in and blame it on burglars is quite overwhelming. Can you advise on the best course of action? There’s an x-box in it for the best suggestion.

Nov 12th, 2005

One pearl of wisdom on “home help”

  1. Consultant G Says:
    November 15th, 2005 at 11:59 am

    It is difficult to say what to do without more information. Perhaps you could list the contents that you might sell. This would also generate a few more adverts (and hence revenue) for this site.

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