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My mother recently told me to get some common sense. Where can I buy it?

Feb 17th, 2006

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  1. Consultant G Says:
    February 17th, 2006 at 12:18 pm

    Dear witless,

    You have found the ideal place to buy common sense. Send the issue that you need common sense on to us, together with a healthy consulatncy fee, and we will provide the common sense you need.
    Of course, you can’t buy it in the sense of training yourself, as it is not everyone who is blessed with the gift of common sense. Indeed, often those who think that they have it don’t.
    However, we are here to help all those in need of common sense.

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