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I want to build up sufficient fat reserves to hibernate through the winter in Canada. In order to build up sufficient reserves for, say, 100 days of hiberation, how many Mars Bars would I need to eat ?

May 10th, 2006

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  1. Consultant C Says:
    May 10th, 2006 at 10:46 am

    I make the assumption that your are a Brown Bear and that you exhibit average behaviour.

    If you are male you will require 3254 Mars Bars for 100 days, if you are a female 2268. This may not meet all your nutritional requirements however, and you are advised to follow a balanced diet.

  2. Ursus arctos Says:
    May 10th, 2006 at 11:32 am

    Thanks,

    I am indeed a brown bear. Now, how many ml of low fat yougurt would I need ?

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