The Young Mariner

A sailor has sent in the following question

I’m on a ship in the middle of the Davis Strait, just north of the Arctic Circle and am surrounded by ice and fog. How should I proceed?

Note from the CSC - we are generally not able to respond to questions as quickly as some individuals would like. Should this young seamen have perished on the rocks in the interim, we would have to blame him for not using common sense and calling our express 0898 service (calls cost no less than £1 per min and may be monitored for quality purposes and our entertainment)

Jul 31st, 2006

2 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “The Young Mariner”

  1. Consultant K Says:
    July 31st, 2006 at 6:56 pm

    With Caution!

  2. Advisor Says:
    July 31st, 2006 at 10:52 pm

    Throw caution to the wind. Close your eyes and speed up.

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