Student mistakes

A freshers week quandry:

Whilst surveying from my ivory tower, I observe first year students selecting seemingly inappropriate friends. Of course we all know these will be transient attachments, however should I interfere, potentially speeding up the process of correct association creation?

Also, would it be acceptable to batter any students whose trousers are hanging off their arse with a blunt instrument? And anyone with a rugby shirt with the collar up too? Baseball caps?

Sep 20th, 2006

3 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “Student mistakes”

  1. Anonymous Says:
    September 20th, 2006 at 4:29 pm

    Too right, thwack the twats with saggy arsed breeks, up turned collars and baseball hats. It will do the world a favour in 10 years time.

  2. Anonymous Says:
    September 21st, 2006 at 9:26 am

    What about silly floppy fringes ?

  3. Consultant K Says:
    September 21st, 2006 at 3:49 pm

    Much as we would love to interfere in the day to day aspect of friendship and relationship this is a subject that is far too emotive.

    Also don’t forget the old adage that opposites attract which is very true.

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