Dietary problems & plumbing

A person with some issues asks

I was in the middle of a slightly loose evacuation, then sneezed half way through - it came out like a fire hose and is now siting in a unflushable consolidated lump at the bottom of the lavatory.

How should I best proceed?

Oct 27th, 2006

6 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “Dietary problems & plumbing”

  1. Anonymous Says:
    October 27th, 2006 at 2:58 pm

    I would be inclined to abandon the lav for a couple of months - by the time you get back I’m sure it will have disintegrated and can therefore be successfully flushed away.

  2. Consultant G Says:
    October 27th, 2006 at 3:18 pm

    Buy a loo brush and some disinfectant, and give it a good scrub. Some people make me despair sometimes.

  3. jack s roll Says:
    October 27th, 2006 at 10:49 pm

    with caution, I’d advise!!

  4. Consultant M Says:
    October 28th, 2006 at 7:58 pm

    Use an egg whisk to churn the said matter into flushable lumps then never make meringues ever ever again.

    Make sure you take a photo first for posterior posterity.

  5. Consultant K Says:
    October 29th, 2006 at 11:37 am

    I think it is time you started your own log log or maybe even a blog log

  6. Consultant K Says:
    October 30th, 2006 at 3:15 pm

    and if you are going to follow abandon your toilet for a month or two I would suggest pouring oil on the water to seal the odours in.

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