Is it all just a lottery

From someone with one or two pennies to spare

The odds of winning the Euromillions draw is 1 in 72 million which at £1.50 per ticket means that it would cost £108million to buy all the possible combinations. Considering the prize is currently at £100million and is predicted to rise by £20million, this would be cost effective. Potentially I would not be the only winner of the prize but I would also pick up numerous other small prizes (around £12million). Should I gamble?

7 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “Is it all just a lottery”

  1. Consultant G Says:

    Well, the best advice is that it is up to you. If you do win though, can I have a small slice (10 %) for giving this advice ?

  2. to save col the trouble, I Says:

    its all fun till someone loses an eye!

  3. Gillette William Says:

    Or an long billed murrelet

  4. col Says:

    its all fun till someone loses an…oh bollix too late!

  5. col Says:

    an long billed murrelet? a shurely! oml ya bas!

  6. gillette william Says:

    You’ve been to Dawlish all the way from Cork - is that really common sense ?

  7. Murray Lett Says:

    dear mr gillette, or may I call you razor,

    hunfortunately i haven’t been to dawlish yet but might if de murrelet shows again. And as far as common sense goes, I believe it was Consultant C who stated that if it brings me peace, love and happiness then its common sense. However, i don’t think he was talking about travelling the guts of 400 miles and dipping!!

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