Jawless Wonder

A trophy hunter wonders

I have come by the jaw of a sperm whale and was wondering if you could suggest a use or two for it. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/help/3681938.stm

Dec 13th, 2006

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  1. Gymnosperm Says:
    December 13th, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    Attaching it to a sperm whale perhaps ?

  2. Consultant G Says:
    December 14th, 2006 at 12:10 pm

    I keep my spare large whale part next to my garden pond (photo available on request).
    It makes a great talking point.

  3. Consultant C Says:
    December 21st, 2006 at 2:45 am

    Scrimshaw was popular in the past, and still to some extent. You could probably make a buck or two if you’re good.

  4. The Jaw Owner Says:
    December 21st, 2006 at 9:00 am

    well this is more of an informal chit chat than answers to my question! Saw, garden rake, coat hook? These are the things I was hoping for. Call yourselves common sense consultants, I call it old granny chit chat.

  5. Consultant G Says:
    December 21st, 2006 at 11:45 am

    You asked for suggested uses and we have provided three for you. Using a sperm whale jaw as a saw, a garden rake or a coat hook are not really common sense uses are they now. If you wanted silly answers then try a silly ideas consultancy instead of us. We are proud to have our feet firmly in the ground.

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