Dead Nose Day
From a partially asphyxiated charity supporter
I recently purchased two Red Noses from a reputable, if pricey, supermarket. Upon my return home I extracted the snout-like appendage from its packaging. After consuming the bonus chocolate I inserted my schnozzle into the gaping hole and prepared to relax in the knowledge that I had done my bit – this feeling of smugness was not to last however. The prosthetic nose has a malodorous chemical smell and is quite unwearable.
What am I do? I wish to show my support of Comic Relief but also wish to continue breathing. Please advise.
March 15th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
quit whinging and get on with it. There are people suffering far more than you are and the current design is meant to highlight this.
March 16th, 2007 at 1:06 am
Leave it standing for several hours. It’ll soon loose its smell. I don’t think K is correct though, Red Noses were not designed to inconvenience us (although I have just found them an encumbrance to reading a computer screen) - they are just a bit of fun.
March 26th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Red noses - think of the carbon and water footprint of making, transporting and then disposing of a load of foam blobs that are used once. Please, next time, can we have something a wee bit more sensible ?