Archive for June, 2008

Urinal etiquette

Having watched for a while someone asked

What is it and is it not acceptable to do while using a public urinal?

2 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “Urinal etiquette”

  1. col Says:

    i spose it depends what you are using it for? Charging money for people to watch you whilst using it is probably unacceptable though.

  2. Consultant G Says:

    Depends where the pisser is - there may be bars where that type of thing is encouraged.

    Otherwise, pissing in the urinal (and perhaps cleaning it if it is your job) are all that is acceptable.
    While standing next to it, going ‘aaaaaahh’ is probably okay, but conversations, esp. on mobiles, are not right.

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Fools Protest

A lorry driver asks

With the recent hike in diesel prices do you think it would be a good idea to travel really slowly for 100 odd miles in an attempt to raise awareness of the price of fuel?

One pearl of wisdom on “Fools Protest”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    It is common sense to highlight the need to improve the efficiency with which feight is moved around the globe, and using the cheepest method is sensible given recent price rises in fuel. This may well turn out to be rail, in which case re arrange these words: oneself, foot, shooting, the, in.

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