Urinal etiquette

Having watched for a while someone asked

What is it and is it not acceptable to do while using a public urinal?

Jun 10th, 2008

2 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “Urinal etiquette”

  1. col Says:
    June 10th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    i spose it depends what you are using it for? Charging money for people to watch you whilst using it is probably unacceptable though.

  2. Consultant G Says:
    June 19th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Depends where the pisser is - there may be bars where that type of thing is encouraged.

    Otherwise, pissing in the urinal (and perhaps cleaning it if it is your job) are all that is acceptable.
    While standing next to it, going ‘aaaaaahh’ is probably okay, but conversations, esp. on mobiles, are not right.

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