A hard question…

A quizzical type asks

What is the difference between a stone and a rock?
 

12 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “A hard question…”

  1. Consultant K Says:

    This is a depressingly simple one! Rocks can be classified on their type (igneous, metamorphic etc) while stones are classified on a size basis! I know I am meant to be witty and whatever but…..

  2. Consultant C Says:

    Semantics.

  3. Consultant G Says:

    and difference between ship and boat ?

  4. Consultant C Says:

    Ah, now, the difference between a ship and a boat is not a matter of semantics, but is, in fact, quite straightforward:

    1. If you can spit across it, then it’s a boat, otherwise it’s a ship (submarines excepted - always boats regardless of your prowess with a mouthful of spittle).

    alternately

    2. You can put a boat on a ship, but not a ship on a boat.

  5. Consultant G Says:

    But the definition of rock and stone was not semantics either, and at least it made sense.

  6. Consultant C Says:

    The dictionary definition of ‘rock’ uses the word ’stone’ to describe it, and vice versa. I therefore conclude the matter is largely one of semantics. Q.E.D.

  7. sailing Says:

    From Chambers
    (http://www.chambersharrap.co.uk/chambers/features/
    chref/chref.py/main)

    boat noun 1 a small vessel for travelling over water. Often in compounds • sailing boat • rowing boat. 2 colloq, loosely a larger vessel; a ship.

    ship noun 1 a large engine-propelled vessel, intended for sea travel. 2 a large sailing vessel, especially a three-masted, square-rigged sailing vessel. 3 a racing-boat. 4 any craft that floats on water.

    Please note that ship is used to define boat. Thus, T.W.E.R.P

  8. Consultant C Says:

    But only in the colloquial definition I’m afraid. Thus I remain correct.

  9. sailing Says:

    But a ship is any craft that floats on water. Thus boat can be a ship, but a ship may not be a boat. Glad we cleared that up.

  10. Consultant K Says:

    what about a ferry boat? I have been on very very large ferries. Same with fishing and tug! Sorry it is falling to bits around your semantic ears

  11. Consultant C Says:

    You are quite correct a ferry can be a boat, as can all fishing vessels regardless of size. These are similar exceptions to the submarine rule. My initial assertions above still stand.

  12. a very dull person Says:

    This is dull, and i know about dull things

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