Fart Pee Pants?

A strange question has been asked

I am not suggesting that I fart a lot but I will admit to farting every so often.  On the other hand I have never had a fart from my bladder.  It surely must be possible for the liquid in my bladder to ferment and it has no way out other than down the tubes so how come I have never had a pee fart?

Jul 24th, 2008

3 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “Fart Pee Pants?”

  1. Consultant C Says:
    July 25th, 2008 at 10:10 am

    Oh good grief.

  2. Consultant G Says:
    July 25th, 2008 at 10:16 am

    Oh good grief. We are not medics, but given the chemical composition of healthy urine, this sounds unlikely. Of course, you do sound rather sick to me.

  3. Consultant C Says:
    July 25th, 2008 at 11:22 am

    Downright deviant, I’d say. I think there are other websites which are more likely to accomodate your sort or enquiry. We must make a stand on quality. I might have to delete this page. Weirdo.

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