From a single person
Having yet again ended up being single can you lovely chaps help me by recommending ways I can find myself another relationship - but this time one that lasts please. I believe I am still in good health, not too chubby and also a reasonable catch, yet I can never make relationships stick. How should I find myself a new girl?
Provide common sense...
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Past sense
July 18th, 2008 at 9:59 am
We live in a very liberal society; perhaps you should try boys?
July 18th, 2008 at 10:45 am
I must disagree with my esteemed colleague C as his proposed solution would not find the poor man a new girl.
Instead, why not try going back to Uni for a post grad course, or failing that working for the Child Support Agency - you will meet plenty single women there.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:26 am
We must examine why this chap continually fails with women. He appears not to have trouble finding women to interfere with, they just don’t last. Perhaps he is generally objectionable; perhaps he is gay and hasn’t realised it. Alternatively, he may have particularly high standards and no one but the mythically fabled ‘perfect woman’ will live up to his dreams, in which case, I wish him well.
If he is determined that it’s women he’s after, he could try impregnating one that he likes. Rather irresponsible behaviour of course, but it might tempt them to stay.
July 18th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Okay, this is the common sense consultancy and common sense says that you should not follow the last bit of advice from consultant C.
Instead, why not lower your standards, or try going out with a couple of lassies who do not fit your idea criteria. That way you may re callibrate your evaluation of how perfect they (and subsequents) are. Oh, and I suggest that no lass is ever going to hit you around the face with a wet fish (at least not on the first few dates).
July 18th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Ah, but common sense dictates that women of a certain age have a requirement for impregnation. I am led to believe that our client is also of that certain age, so perhaps any reticence on his part to become the daddy may be his downfall. If this is the case, pursuing women outwith that certain age bracket may be beneficial.
Which way do you think he will jump? Going younger will lead to the problem coming back and biting him on the bottom at a later date therefore I suggest, if this is indeed the problem, that pursuing older women may be preferable.