Weigh in

A lighter person asks

How come when I fly my baggage gets weighed but I don’t.  Surely it should be done on total weight!!

6 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “Weigh in”

  1. Consultant K Says:

    Yup! You are correct. If you go on an island hopper on the west coast of scotland they weigh you and your bag. Sadly they don’t charge extra for heavy people but I think your suggestion is Common Sense

  2. Consultant C Says:

    You open a whole political wormery there old chap! I agree, the fatties should pay - after all, it’s entirely their fault that they are fat, and fat should be taxed, but then how do we accommodate people who are genetically predisposed to largeness, yet with well defined muscles and a normal quantity of body fat? A Body Mass Index assessment before your fly? No, I’m afraid it’s just too sensitive an issue for the politically correct times in which we live. When the King can once again behead people simply because he wants to, we shall be able to persecute fatties and charge them accordingly for the greater amount of fuel required to fly them to their destination.

  3. Consultant K Says:

    Maybe we could have an exponential scale so it does not penalise those who are only a small amount above average.

  4. anti fat cooperative Says:

    We could just ban anyone defined as clinically obese from traveling anywhere - that should act as an incentive to slim down a bit.
    The world is already biased in fatties favour as a member of our cooperative went to join weight watchers. They told the organiser that they needed to gain 6 pounds to get to a reccomended healthy weight, and were told that weight watchers is not appropriate for this. Surely weight watchers should help such individuals as they have a weight problem too. If not, they should change their name to something more appropriate.

  5. Consultant K Says:

    Surely we should be encouraging folk who are “fat” to travel. We could propose the slogan of “widen your mind, not your waist line”

  6. anti fat cooperative Says:

    As long as they sign a contract stating that they will not come back larger.

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