I fancy Sarah Palin

A troubled soul asks

I have never been attracted to politians before, but now I find myself in a slightly uncomfortable situation. I am attracted to the Sarah Palin, the Republican party vice-presidential candidate for the forthcoming US election. Is there something I can do to quell my desire?

4 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “I fancy Sarah Palin”

  1. Consultant C Says:

    You could try listening to her politics; that should soon put you off, however if you arn’t of an intellegent disposition, try imaging yourself in a Sarah Palin / John McCain sandwich.

  2. Consultant G Says:

    I concur with C - listen to the policies.
    Otherwise, why not look for images of the prime minister of Ukraine ?

  3. Consultant K Says:

    her fanciability must have dropped considerably over the last week or so. She is proving herself to be utterly useless and seems to have an ability to dig holes deeper for herself. Yes she is pretty but brains are a part of it and she seems to lack that aspect

  4. Matthew Anderson Says:

    I idolize Sarah Palin because she is a woman with very strong character. She has also lots of accomplishments in the area of public service.~

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