Banking on Experience

A banker asks

I have been running a fairly large bank for a number of years and now find myself out of work.  Any suggestions on what I should do?

2 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “Banking on Experience”

  1. Consultant G Says:

    Common sense suggests you set up a debt collecting agency, or move into house re possessions. Then again, if you have been running the bank, I am sure you will be able to live from the rather healthy bonuses you have been giving yourself.

  2. Consultant K Says:

    I agree with Con G. Relax and enjoy your ill gotten gains. May as well, no matter what you do now folk are still going to see you as the bloke who broke the bank so you may as well run off and enjoy yourself.

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