Archive for December, 2008

Down loss from down jackets

A person covered in fluff asks

My down jacket keeps leaking feathers. After some time it will have lost all its feathers. Can you model this phenomenon for me, and tell me when I should optimally buy a new coat? Perhaps you know a way of sealing the seams?

2 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “Down loss from down jackets”

  1. Consultant G Says:

    I too have this problem. While it is not a full scale autumn moult, I do find it concerning.

  2. Consultant K Says:

    You could maybe tar yourself and thus stuck all the escaping feathers to yourself and therefore prevent any reduction in insulation levels.

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A family Christmas

A worried child, concerned about the stresses of the Festive seasonĀ asks

My parents and siblings are coming to stay for Christmas. How should I best cope with this situation?

One pearl of wisdom on “A family Christmas”

  1. Consultant K Says:

    I would go on holiday - maybe to one of their houses.

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