Ice cream horns…

A local boy in a quandary asks

An mobile ice cream purveying device has parked itself on the park in front of my house. This leaves me caught on the horns of a dilemma:

Should I object on the basis that it spoils my view and may attract an undesirable sort of ice cream consumer, or dive right in and enjoy a Mr Whippy on this fine and sunny day?

Apr 2nd, 2009

One pearl of wisdom on “Ice cream horns…”

  1. Consultant G Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    We are here to provide common sense, not help indecisive idiots like you make up your pathetic dithering minds.
    The only advice I will give is if you object then do not give them trade. No trade means they are less likely to return.

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