We have been sent a picture from one of our regulars and he asks
Those who go to church park outside my house which is fine however none of them seem to 
consider that some of the cars parked on the street may belong to people who are not in the church and therefore love to box my car in. How do I persuade these people to be “christian” in action rather than being inconsiderate “Christians”?
Provide common sense...
June 13th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
You could get out of there in two easy movements. I’m not sure this picture illustrates a cause for concern.
If, however, the problem is more severe, pinch a couple of cones from your nearest roadworks and mark your territory with them. Some fluttery stripey tape will add to the effect.
This is probably only slightly illegal, but has been proven to work in similar situations.
June 19th, 2009 at 10:53 am
One solution may be to block in their cars, following the eye for an eye part of the christian mantra from the old testament.
I ask if these people really ar ‘christians’ though. Do you know how far they live from their temple, because if they live close by they should not be bloody well using their cars anyway.