How to Boycott Scotland?

A citizen of the United States of America asks

I am American and I would like to boycott Scotland and all things Scottish as a response to them not doing what we Americans jolly well wanted them to do.

My compatriots and I are generally at the lower end of the IQ spectrum therefore I am am unsure how to go about this seemingly rather onerous task. Can you help?

Aug 26th, 2009

2 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “How to Boycott Scotland?”

  1. Consultant C Says:
    August 26th, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    Why yes, of course we can help. That’s what we are here for.

    To boycott Scotland and all things Scottish will be rather tricky for you, as the Scots invented almost all things.

    We can do no better than to refer you to the excellent guidelines for patriotic Americans on this website http://www.boycottscotland.co.uk/.

    Good luck, you’ll need it.

  2. A Libyan replies Says:
    August 26th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    I would like to take this opportunity to thank the American citizens for supporting our country during the hard years of the 1980s by providing the funds for Irish terrorist organisations to buy Libyan munitions etc. This was a great help to our economy. To return your support, people of USA, I too shall boycott Scotland.

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