I am a muppet

A very troubled chap asks

I am a total muppet. I keep making the wrong decisions. How can I best make the correct decisions?

Aug 4th, 2009

One pearl of wisdom on “I am a muppet”

  1. Consultant G Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 8:44 am

    Worrying, but at last you have made a wise choice by contacting us.
    Have you considered that you are finding yourself in situations where every decision will be wrong ? In these situations you have to consider the ‘least worst’ (if you excuse the poor English).
    Then again you must be doing something right as you are still alive, so perhaps you are taking a biased view, and forgetting about all of the really good decisions you have made recently.

    Yours,
    Auntie dead duck

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