How can I get pollen off my carpet?

A house husband asks

I have bought my beloved some lilys but whilst trimming out the male parts with their hazardously staining jizz I dropped the stamen on the carpet. What can I do to prevent staining?

Nov 11th, 2009

One pearl of wisdom on “How can I get pollen off my carpet?”

  1. Consultant C Says:
    November 11th, 2009 at 11:14 am

    Use sticky tape to pick up the pollen. Do it in instantly. Don’t mess about. Now.

    If you leave it for any length of time you’ll be stuck with the stain for life.

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