Sitting on the phone

A person asks

My new phone comes with the warning that I am to “please remove the device from yours pants before sitting down”.  Can you offer any more advice?

Nov 24th, 2009

2 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “Sitting on the phone”

  1. Consultant C Says:
    November 25th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    I think that is quite explicit. The only further advice I can offer is to suggest that you don’t put your phone down your pants in the first place. Depending on how fastidious you are with your personal hygene, it may begin to smell. Try using a pocket for phone storage instead.

    If you insist on storing your phone in your pants, avoid boxer shorts as it may fall out of the leg and appear unexpectedly at your ankle.

  2. Consultant G Says:
    November 30th, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    The lack of specificity in “please remove the device from yours pants” did make me snigger.

    Common sense suggests you put a phone in your pants, ever. The radiation may have undesired affects.

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