Archive for December, 2009
Crows and Collective Noun
Wondering if there is scaling for collective nouns
It is accepted that the collective noun for crows is a murder. If it is a small group, is it just a traffic offence of crows? or for large groups is it a massacre?
5 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “Crows and Collective Noun”
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Is everything on ebay stolen?
A concerned purchaser asks
I am considering purchasing an item on ebay. It is being sold by Cash Converters in Liverpool with minimal information concerning the provenance and history of the item. How likely is it to be stolen? If it is stolen do I have any recourse?
One pearl of wisdom on “Is everything on ebay stolen?”
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Consultant K Says:
December 17th, 2009 at 12:46 pmThe honest answer is “fairly”. If it is a mobile phone or similar it is less likely due to coding and similar but for other electrical I would suggest fairly is a fair summary. I believe it is a fairly common way for thieves to be caught as cash converters, despite their name, do need a fair amount of proof of who you are before handing over the cold cash. Police then review what is held by CC and go knocking on doors.
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Sober enough to Drink Drive
We have been asked by someone who wants to stay on the right side of the law
Having read an article on the bbc about mice and alcohol it suggests that drinking coffee will not sober me up but will instead make me think I am more sober and therefore coffee will not help me get on the roads safely. Surely the fact it makes me feel safe enough to drive is enough, due to the placebo effect?
One pearl of wisdom on “Sober enough to Drink Drive”
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An idiot Says:
December 14th, 2009 at 11:40 amYes, of course it does. I do it all the time, and have only had 16 accidents in the past 3 years. Before that i had 19 in 3 years, so that really does prove the point.
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Long Life Milk?
From someone who never throws things out (it would seem). 
I found this bottle of Cow and Gate Cream in the cupboard and it states quite clearly it will last indefinitely yet it clearly has not. Who should I complain to?
2 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “Long Life Milk?”
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December 7th, 2009 at 5:40 pmApplication of common sense says you should just bin it (or sell it on e-bay) since it is so obviously ‘off’. There is no need to complain to anyone, unless you are a socially inadequate Daily Mail reader.
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LHB Says:
September 22nd, 2011 at 11:56 amIndefinitely ≠ Forever
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Hand Washing
From one of our scientific followers
I read in New Scientist recently that bacteria have been found that are “good bacteria”. They highlight that these good bacteria are harmed by the use of antibacterial soap that we are all now using. This is increasing skin alergies and other things and so are we going to have to rub Yakult on our hands or should we stop killing bacteria on our skin?
One pearl of wisdom on “Hand Washing”
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Consultant G Says:
December 3rd, 2009 at 1:35 pmInteresting. The answer to this question illustrates how common sense is only visible with hind sight. What is now common sense today was less obvious many years ago when scientists were discovering that bacteria that caused many illnesses. Then, killing these bacteria was common sense. We have moved on, and common sense now suggests that we should not kill our skin flora, and similarly we should not keep every surface in our kitchen so clean as to be bacteria free. We need to good bacteria, and indeed the neutral bacteria to be there in order to keep healthy. Hygiene that allows us to be exposed to these is common sense. I will not suggest how to do this and stress that we (CSC) do not offer advice for fear that some idiot will follow it and the sue us.
As for smearing yourself in yogurt or similar, what you get up to in the privacy of your own home is up to you (weirdo).
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The “big” Question
Well given recent posts on things this question had to come through for the consultants.
God? Common sense?
3 lacklustre pieces of inspiration on “The “big” Question”
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December 2nd, 2009 at 12:49 pmNo
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A commoner Says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 7:48 pmThe Big Bang. The Pre-Big-Bang. Common sense? Or really quite intellectually challenging sense?
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December 17th, 2009 at 5:51 pmDear Commoner,
How has the grazing been this year ?
December 17th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
No, it is not. Go away and stop wasting our time. This has nothing to do with common sense. Why not count the things too, instead of this vague large number and small group stuff. And I bet they are not even crows - they are more likely to be rooks or jackdaws.
December 19th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Quite right G, crows hang out in pairs or on their own mostly. If they’re flocking, more than likely be another corvid.
December 21st, 2009 at 1:13 pm
So if crows don’t hang around together then why is there a collective noun for them?
December 21st, 2009 at 10:31 pm
It was coined by a misguided fool.
December 22nd, 2009 at 10:44 am
And has been perpetuated by similar.